Archive for September, 2007

To the idiots that are my courtyard neighbors:
Stop having yelling matches that last late into the night. The rest of us like to sleep and study in peace, without having to listen to you dumbfucks squawk at each other. Seriously, we all hate you and you are all cowards to hide behind the darkness of [...]


Doing laundry in college is a pain in the ass. Especially when you live on one of the upper levels of the residence hall and have a crappy and slow elevator to use, because there is no way I’m lugging my laundry basket down many flights of stairs with little visibility because of said basket. [...]


I love foreign films. I also love English subtitles. Why? Because American voice dubbing usually sucks. Or rather, any sort of dubbing or voiceover sucks. For any of you who are familiar with the Vietnamese dubbing of Asian dramas (in particular, the Chinese and Korean ones), you should know what I am talking about.


To the Geico caveman look-a-like:
Why can’t you show up to math class on time? And why do you always sit right in front of me?! I wouldn’t mind if it wasn’t for the fact that you smell and you make it worse by spraying an entire bottle of cologne on yourself before class. I cannot [...]


College 101

10Sep07

I’ve been living on campus for two weeks and I’ve come to a conclusion: home never looked so good. Things aren’t bad here, but they can be so much better. So here is my comprehensive guide to not have your neighbors hate you.
How to not annoy your neighbors:

Do not remove their laundry from [...]