Filed under: school | Tags: college, homework, papers, presentations, projects, rants
With only about two weeks left in the semester, my professors seem to want to try to kill us all via homework, final papers, and projects. And to say the least, it has taken its toll on my sanity. I think they purposely do this to try to kill off the stupid ones so that they only have to teach the smart students. Which I can see their point, since the morons are annoying, arrogant pricks that make every lecture painful.
And now the comprehensive guide to how to fry a college student’s brain!
- Assign all of the important papers and projects all right near the end of the semester and convince fellow professors to do the same! Let’s see them all flock to the library and have mental breakdowns.
- Assign a group paper! Forget the logic that papers are for individual assignments! Yes, my CSC professor actually did this.
- As if presentations weren’t already painful, but make the minimum time limit at least 20 minutes. Let’s see all of the introverted squirm as they stutter through their PowerPoint. Who said that torture ended after high school?
- Let’s close most of the small little restaurants and other places to get food on-campus several hours early! Why? We have no clue, but it’s fun to see students go insane without their source of caffeine and sugar.
Filed under: rants | Tags: college, fraternities, sororities, stupid people
I’m not very fond of sorority girls or fraternity boys. I don’t really feel a need to prove myself by stripping myself of all of my dignity and being abused just to be part of an elitist group/cult. Frankly, sorority girls and frat boys are the stereotypical assholes I avoided in high school. Honestly, the majority of the members that make up frats and sororities are the people who liked to pick on the so-called “inferior ones” in high school (ie: the nerds and everyone else that wasn’t popular).
They are also my worst customers to deal with during closing time, since they ALWAYS stay past closing time, particularly the frat boys. Fortunately for them, I would get fired for trying to beat them with a vacuum cleaner… and possibly sued.
While it is funny to watch them act like a complete moron when they are plastered, it gets old and stories that start with “I was so drunk…” aren’t all that impressive. Sorry, they just make you look like a complete moron that can’t manage to act like a human being even when sober. This is why I just stay in on Friday and Saturday nights when I’m not home for the weekend. I prefer not running into drunken morons that smell bad.
You also kind of screw people over when you are pledging and you happen to be part of a group project. Then your group members end up doing all of the work, while you just sit there and do nothing. I’m sure they love being stood up and doing your part of the work as well. Don’t be surprised if your grades in other classes drop too. Honestly, you wonder why you are failing a class when you don’t even do the work for it because you’re too busy selling your soul to three anthropomorphic Greek letters/cult.
Really, you’re just part of an elitist group who likes to make the lives of the sane people around you miserable. With your stupidity, an inability to speak English without saying “like” and “you know” in every other word, and your general bitchy and asshat behavior.
