Warning: this is a result of insomnia, sugar, and caffeine. Use with caution and results may vary!
- Lock him/her inside an elevator.
Why? Well, it seems kinda fun. That and this should give he/she the hint.
- Gently reject his or her affections by stating that you’re too busy saving the world.
Not only will this leave them in a state of confusion, but it would be a valid reason if it was true. Who has time to commit to a relationship with someone whom you do not like in a non-platonic manner when one is too busy preventing bad guys from taking over the world?!
- State that you’re already in a relationship. And to top it off, say that your lover is a moose.
First off, this should scare them off by just stating the fact that you’re taken. However, to make sure they’ll never bother you again, the moose bit will scare them off for sure. They’ll either think you’re a complete nutcase or that if the moose bit is true that the moose could possibly kill them.
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Tags: how-to, stalkers, unwanted admirers
LOL! That’s great, girl.