Archive for September, 2008
Dear patrons of dining halls throughout campus:
Please focus your attention for the ten seconds it takes for you to get your food. Don’t start talking to a friend while I’m trying to make you a stupid sandwich! You’re taking up time and there are other people waiting for their food. Keep your eyes directed at [...]
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Tags: rants, school, stupid people
Some of you freshmen scare me
The freshmen girls in my hall… they kinda scare me. Even though I was a freshmen last year, there were some things that these girls do that just baffle me.
Such as their ability to go the bathroom with bare feet. We share a bathroom in the hall. There are a lot of girls that use [...]
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Tags: freshmen, stupid people
No one told me that as a psych major I had to do math. Granted, it’s stats and not calculus, but it’s still math. And no one told me that there is an evil software program for stats just for psychology. And… it’s frikkin’ broken.
Apparently, psychologists thought they were above Excel or any other spreadsheet [...]
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Tags: Excel, I hate technology, rants, spreadsheets, SPSS, statistics, stats
Asiaphiles, I hate you
This is directed towards the creepy guys I apparently attract. The ones who clearly have no life, little to no intelligence, and are clearly assholes. This is for you.
What in the bloody hell is so exotic about Asian Americans? I mean, it’s fine if you’re attracted to those who are Asian, but why must you [...]
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Tags: stupid people, Asiaphiles, otakus
To whom it may concern…
To my Spanish professor:
I signed up for the class to actually learn something. So far in the past two weeks, we have yet to receive the syllabus. We also have yet to really learn anything other than a couple of new vocabulary words. Today’s class was a complete waste of time as was the last [...]
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Tags: school, stupid people
Sage advice (sort of)
To all of the mass invasion influx of freshmen (and other new people) that decided to attend this small state university on the shores of Lake Ontario, I offer you some pointers from someone who was just in your shoes last year. I’m questioning the school’s logic in accepting this many students, let alone this [...]
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Tags: 2008-2009, fall semester, freshmen, sophomore year