Archive for February, 2009
Demonic squirrels unite!
The squirrels where I go to school have a bit of a notorious reputation. They are bloody demonic!
For example, last spring I was walking back from getting food and I witnessed two squirrels having a battle royale over a Cheeto. Yes, a Cheeto. I can’t tell you which one won since they kinda ran off [...]
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Tags: college, nonsense, seagulls, squirrels
Just let me sleep already!
My first semester of college I had a roommate who talked in her sleep occasionally (read: a lot). At that point in my life, I never had to deal with this sort of situation so imagine my surprise when the yearly heat wave of death hit within the first two weeks of the semester.
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Tags: college, freshman year, nonsense, roommate, sleep, sleep talking, snoring
Wireless irony
Dear library:
I spent countless hours here. Borrowed many books. And spent copious amounts of money on coffee in the cafe. However, there is a slight problem here.
The wireless signal sucks ass.
I don’t remember it being this bipolar until this semester started. The more ironic part is that the campus tech support is in the building [...]
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Tags: I hate technology, rants, ResNet, wireless, wireless internet
For the last time…
We do not have a microwave at the smoothie shop! Yes, I am sure we don’t have one. Just because I’m the new girl doesn’t make me a complete idiot. The shop is a relatively small one, so it’s not like we can really hide a microwave or anything under the counter.
Also, what made you [...]
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Tags: rants, stupid people
Jargon only we understand
My friends and I have coined a few new terms concerning the crappy weather the town we go to school is infamous for.
Canadian Rage: (noun) Crappy weather in general that involves a lot of wind. It does not matter which direction the wind is coming from, but it will always be known as Canadian Rage. [...]
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Tags: silliness, weather, winter
Babies everywhere!
I would like to state first that I love kids. I think they’re pretty damn adorable and I would like to work with them as a career. But, there is a line that should be drawn at the number of kids a woman should have. I realize that there are the freak incidents where someone [...]
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Tags: 17 Kids and Counting, babies, children, Jon & Kate Plus 8, Nadya Suleman, octuplets
I quit my old job as kitchen slave in favor of a position in a smoothie shop. Things are much better there to say the least. The first immediate thing I notice is that I don’t smell of fried food, instead I smell like smoothies with about 17148274 preservatives in them. Things are already looking [...]
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Tags: babble, rants, smoothie shop, stupid people
No, that is not a “goofy” face
I would like to point out that if you have any sort of fame whatsoever, that any picture taken of you has a very good chance of being leaked *cough*Michael Phelps*cough*. Therefore, once it does you have to face the consequences and admit to the mistake you may have done while being photographed. Because well, [...]
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Tags: chinky eyes, Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, racism, stupid people
