Archive for July, 2009

…you’re doing it wrong.
In my attempt to educate the masses (by masses, I mean the few people that read this blog), I will teach you in what I like to call How to Not Fail at Life series. Today’s lesson is how to not be creepy.

Do not invade a person’s personal bubble if you just [...]


You would think an Apple nerd like me would have an iPhone… especially now that the iPhone 3G is now only $99. However, I refuse to sell my soul to AT&T which has Apple by the balls when it comes to the iPhone. I like my service at Verizon, thank you. It also helps that [...]


I started this blog two years ago. Back then I failed my road test for the second time and was getting ready to go to college.
Now I’m a retail slave for the summer and will start my junior year in a month.
Here’s to another year of cynicism and ramblings. Cheers. Now if you’ll excuse me, [...]


This is something I normally don’t notice, but I realize that any sort of superhero causes a lot of property damage. Seriously. Look at all of the comic books and superhero movies you have and note how many times something is blown up or destroyed because of said heroes (not necessarily always their fault, but [...]


I supposed you can say I am somewhat sensitive to smells. More specifically to strong and/or excessive amounts of perfume and cologne. This can be somewhat demonstrated in my post about what I like to call the Geico caveman phenomenon.


I was cursed with a large head. One of the many unfortunate genes I inherited from my dad. Apparently, having evil hair wasn’t enough. My dad likes to tell me that having a large skull is to house a large brain. I like my theory that I just have a very thick skull better.
Unfortunately, I [...]