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Black Friday observations
I went shopping on Black Friday. However, I am not one of those people that wake up at an ungodly hour to go shopping. I like my sleep and I don’t want to deal with the possibility of being trampled. I did go in the afternoon when it was less… insane to say the least.
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Tags: Black Friday, Borders, pandas, Twilight
So Hugo died again not too long ago. The starter stopped (I will always find that oxymoron amusing). He’s alive now that my dad resurrected it. After two trips to Auto Zone and spending $180 on a new starter.
Basically, it wouldn’t start. Originally thought it was the battery that died, turned out the battery was [...]
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Tags: cars
Damn twiggy arms and tiny hands
I’m still alive. Really I am. School is just kicking my ass right now. Moving on.
I really like my hands. They’re small and slender with long fingers. I’ve been told many times that I have the perfect piano hands, and sadly I don’t play piano. However, they make life a little difficult.
I find it a [...]
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Tags: I hate my genes, nonsense
How to not be rude 101
When working in customer service, rudeness and stupidity is a daily thing. Like the people that don’t get the hint that the store is closing despite dimming the lights and shutting the music and still don’t get the hint to leave.
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Tags: fail, How to Not Fail at Life, nonsense, rants, stupid people, work
How to not be stupid 101
How to not be stupid will be a complicated one, since there are many varieties of dumb. In this course, it will be broken down into the following categories:
Ignorance
Lack of common sense/logic
General closed-mindedness
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Tags: fail, How to Not Fail at Life, nonsense, rants, stupid people
How to not be creepy 101
…you’re doing it wrong.
In my attempt to educate the masses (by masses, I mean the few people that read this blog), I will teach you in what I like to call How to Not Fail at Life series. Today’s lesson is how to not be creepy.
Do not invade a person’s personal bubble if you just [...]
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Tags: fail, How to Not Fail at Life, nonsense, rants, stupid people
I started this blog two years ago. Back then I failed my road test for the second time and was getting ready to go to college.
Now I’m a retail slave for the summer and will start my junior year in a month.
Here’s to another year of cynicism and ramblings. Cheers. Now if you’ll excuse me, [...]
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Tags: anniversary, two year anniversary
This is something I normally don’t notice, but I realize that any sort of superhero causes a lot of property damage. Seriously. Look at all of the comic books and superhero movies you have and note how many times something is blown up or destroyed because of said heroes (not necessarily always their fault, but [...]
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Tags: Batman, Batman Begins (2005), comic book heroes, comic books, movies, superheroes, The Incredible Hulk
I was cursed with a large head. One of the many unfortunate genes I inherited from my dad. Apparently, having evil hair wasn’t enough. My dad likes to tell me that having a large skull is to house a large brain. I like my theory that I just have a very thick skull better.
Unfortunately, I [...]
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Tags: genetics, hats, rants
Lamest allergy ever
I probably have the lamest allergy ever, because 1) it’s a fickle allergy and I’m only allergic to certain kinds, 2) the actual thing I’m allergic to is the lamest thing to be allergic to.
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Tags: allergy, chapstick, fail, Lip Smackers, SoftLips
