Posts Tagged ‘college’
Title is pretty self-explanatory. All of the amusing quotes and whatnot that have been said by various people and I from fall semester to now. No names will be specified of the person (unless necessary) saying the quote and it’s more fun trying to figure out who said what.
Filed under: days of yesteryear | 1 Comment
Tags: college, end of the semester, friends, school, shenanigans, sophomore year
Am I allowed to sleep now?
I had a long day yesterday. I was awake for 18 hours (7 AM – 1 AM). I spent a majority of those hours in a very unstocked smoothie shop and painful classes. Needless to say, my brain felt very dead by the time I got back to my dorm room.
You would think I would [...]
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Tags: college, residence hall, sleep, stupid people, work
There is a certain room upstairs where the occupants are very fond of Rock Band. A little too fond actually. Unfortunately for me, my roomie, and the girl who lives next door — we are subject to the constant bad singing, the annoying plastic step peddle stomping, and drumstick whacking coming from the ceiling! AT [...]
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Tags: college, Rock Band, stupid people, video games
Please bathe, kthxbai
To all of the students in any of my classes:
BATHE DAMMIT! This usually applies to guys, but dammit shower more than once a week! Masking your BO that can raise the dead with an entire bottle of cologne will make it worse… and then you’ll smell what I like to call Geico caveman smell.
Geico caveman: [...]
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Tags: college, hygiene, smelly people, stupid people
And it’s not a Serta
Not exactly sure why or how, but my bed in my dorm room can magically make anyone fall asleep. I came up with this conclusion with my unscientific sample of me and my friend.
Now, I realize that the beds in dorm rooms are notorious for not being the most comfortable ones out there. My bed [...]
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Tags: beds, college, dorm rooms, nonsense, sleep
Demonic squirrels unite!
The squirrels where I go to school have a bit of a notorious reputation. They are bloody demonic!
For example, last spring I was walking back from getting food and I witnessed two squirrels having a battle royale over a Cheeto. Yes, a Cheeto. I can’t tell you which one won since they kinda ran off [...]
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Tags: college, nonsense, seagulls, squirrels
Just let me sleep already!
My first semester of college I had a roommate who talked in her sleep occasionally (read: a lot). At that point in my life, I never had to deal with this sort of situation so imagine my surprise when the yearly heat wave of death hit within the first two weeks of the semester.
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Tags: college, freshman year, nonsense, roommate, sleep, sleep talking, snoring
They are nuts I tell you!
I have come to a conclusion that all (or at least, the vast majority) of Spanish teachers are nuts. I swear, all of the ones I had since seventh grade to my first semester of my sophomore year of college have all proved to be a bit… out there. I sometimes wonder what goes on [...]
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Tags: college, high school, middle school, Spanish, Spanish class, Spanish teachers
A letter for stupid people
Guess what time it is? Letters to stupid people time!
To the right wing writer/annoying idiot for the college paper:
You are entitled to your Conservative beliefs, however you are not entitled to write pretty much the same thing over and over every week. By now the entire campus knows your hatred for Obama and all things [...]
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Tags: college, stupid people
