Posts Tagged ‘Eliot Spitzer’
Advice to Illinois residents
Now that your governor has been impeached and will most likely soon be out of a job, I would like to offer some pointers to cope with having a corrupt idiot for a governor. From one person who had a corrupted governor to another. Granted, I think I still 1-up you, since corrupted officials going [...]
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Tags: Eliot Spitzer, governor, Illinois, New York, Rod Blagojevich, satire
Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich, was in a rut. Eliot Spitzer won the award for biggest douche politician of the year for being a manwhore and this news made Blagojevich sad. It ate inside him, this nagging feeling that some no0b nabbed the coveted prize after only being in office a little over a year.
He figured [...]
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Tags: Eliot Spitzer, government, Rod Blagojevich, satire, stupid people
Dear Former-Governor Eliot Spitzer:
Thank you, for screwing up New York state. As if we didn’t already had our problems, now you just had to use our tax money to sleep with an overpriced prostitute. $80,000?! Do you have any idea what I could do with that money? I can pay for college, a graduate program [...]
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Tags: Albany, Eliot Spitzer, New York state, politics
