Posts Tagged ‘nonsense’
Damn twiggy arms and tiny hands
I’m still alive. Really I am. School is just kicking my ass right now. Moving on.
I really like my hands. They’re small and slender with long fingers. I’ve been told many times that I have the perfect piano hands, and sadly I don’t play piano. However, they make life a little difficult.
I find it a [...]
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Tags: I hate my genes, nonsense
How to not be rude 101
When working in customer service, rudeness and stupidity is a daily thing. Like the people that don’t get the hint that the store is closing despite dimming the lights and shutting the music and still don’t get the hint to leave.
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Tags: fail, How to Not Fail at Life, nonsense, rants, stupid people, work
How to not be stupid 101
How to not be stupid will be a complicated one, since there are many varieties of dumb. In this course, it will be broken down into the following categories:
Ignorance
Lack of common sense/logic
General closed-mindedness
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How to not be creepy 101
…you’re doing it wrong.
In my attempt to educate the masses (by masses, I mean the few people that read this blog), I will teach you in what I like to call How to Not Fail at Life series. Today’s lesson is how to not be creepy.
Do not invade a person’s personal bubble if you just [...]
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Tags: fail, How to Not Fail at Life, nonsense, rants, stupid people
And it’s not a Serta
Not exactly sure why or how, but my bed in my dorm room can magically make anyone fall asleep. I came up with this conclusion with my unscientific sample of me and my friend.
Now, I realize that the beds in dorm rooms are notorious for not being the most comfortable ones out there. My bed [...]
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Tags: beds, college, dorm rooms, nonsense, sleep
Demonic squirrels unite!
The squirrels where I go to school have a bit of a notorious reputation. They are bloody demonic!
For example, last spring I was walking back from getting food and I witnessed two squirrels having a battle royale over a Cheeto. Yes, a Cheeto. I can’t tell you which one won since they kinda ran off [...]
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Tags: college, nonsense, seagulls, squirrels
Just let me sleep already!
My first semester of college I had a roommate who talked in her sleep occasionally (read: a lot). At that point in my life, I never had to deal with this sort of situation so imagine my surprise when the yearly heat wave of death hit within the first two weeks of the semester.
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Tags: college, freshman year, nonsense, roommate, sleep, sleep talking, snoring
