Posts Tagged ‘school’
Title is pretty self-explanatory. All of the amusing quotes and whatnot that have been said by various people and I from fall semester to now. No names will be specified of the person (unless necessary) saying the quote and it’s more fun trying to figure out who said what.
Filed under: days of yesteryear | 1 Comment
Tags: college, end of the semester, friends, school, shenanigans, sophomore year
I recently joined the FaceBook group, Keep Your Fucking Hand Down in Lecture and Shut Up. No One Cares. Anyone who has ever been to school experienced the one person in class that refuses to shut up no matter what. Either adding their own little anecdote or to ask a stupid question. I had many encounters [...]
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Tags: college, school, stupid people, work
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008: the day right before break/the day nearly everyone goes home
Begin the day with a late start. Wake up at 8:26 AM and is scheduled for 8:30 AM. Crap. Lots of panicking and running around ensued. Feel free to insert any comedic fast paced music here. By some sort of magic and/or miracle [...]
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Tags: homework, school, Thanksgiving, vacation, work
Dear patrons of dining halls throughout campus:
Please focus your attention for the ten seconds it takes for you to get your food. Don’t start talking to a friend while I’m trying to make you a stupid sandwich! You’re taking up time and there are other people waiting for their food. Keep your eyes directed at [...]
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Tags: rants, school, stupid people
To whom it may concern…
To my Spanish professor:
I signed up for the class to actually learn something. So far in the past two weeks, we have yet to receive the syllabus. We also have yet to really learn anything other than a couple of new vocabulary words. Today’s class was a complete waste of time as was the last [...]
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Tags: school, stupid people
Dear annoying non-traditional student in my evening class:
You are the epitome of “the guy” that every student deals with, only you happen to be female. You know, the person that likes to interrupt the professor multiple times during class with your stupid and unnecessary questions and comments. I’m not even sure where to begin [...]
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Tags: college, school, stupid people
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a bit neurotic. I obsessively check whether or not I set my alarm to the right time, despite the fact that I know I did. I blame my mother. She was always checking to make sure I had my lunch money and everything else in between. She was the [...]
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Tags: school, snow days
I have already said something about my sleeping schedule and how screwed up it became. I NOW KNOW THE ACTUAL SOURCE OF IT!
I have been having very scary dreams concerning my final grades which then cause me to wake up and the anxiousness keeps me up and I can’t sleep. Either I failed all of [...]
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Tags: grades, insomnia, jobs, school, sleep
To the annoying prick in my human bio class:
I actually felt kinda sorry for you in the beginning of the semester. You seem like you have been very sheltered your entire life, but now I just think you’re just an elite little bitch. I commend you for sticking your neck out when everyone was being [...]
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Tags: college, rants, school, stupid people
To Geico caveman:
SHOW UP TO CLASS ON TIME, DAMMIT! Seriously, you come in late by at least 20 minutes ever since classes started and by then you missed the beginning half of the lecture. Also, please do me and the rest of the students a favor by not using the entire can of Axe as [...]
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Tags: college, rants, school, stupid people
